January 2011
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Clients From Hell: [I was contracted to do the... →
Yep, this has definitely happened to me before.
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[I was contracted to do the design of a brochure of which, I was told, there would be 5000 copies.]
Client: “The art on the brochure is being cut off around all sides, and a big white border is surrounding the whole piece. I am surprised you let this happen, fix immediately.”
Me: “I was told…
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Just like Daily Puppy, but with bunnies! →
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YOU WENT OUTSIDE?
The following conversation occurred between my boyfriend and I over text tonight.
Me: “Baby, the moon is huge!”
Him: “You’re outside?”
Me: “Haha. I was.”
Him: “Weird.”
Yes. His surprise was legitimate. Completely.
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Millenium Falcon: The New Adjective
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In a conference call with the president of a company, I asked him if he could describe to me what changes he would like to make to his company’s website. He said “I just want it to look more Millennium Falcon, but not with any reference to Star Wars.” Trying to give more information about what he meant, he said “You know, like the Millennium Falcon, but not THE Millennium...
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Clients From Hell: It looks better anyway →
Yeah… Yeah… Ain’t it always the case?
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I’m an in-house designer at a local event promotions agency. We focus primarily on small bands and small theatre shows — not cool ones, but mostly the friends of my boss: blue grass, swing, kid’s theatre, everyone way old or way young. We stay in business because we’ve got two large contracts out…
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